Paint/Young Romans EP.

Five song EP featuring the original demos of Blamers's staples "Black Cloud" and "Blood Runs". 

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Photo by David Grant

POTATO SMASH

12:21:44 PM Luke Willson: Yes? How may I assist you?
12:23:50 PM Jeffrey Campbell: I was hoping to speak with a Mr. Luke Willson, please.
12:24:43 PM Luke Willson: Mr. Willson is not available right now.
12:25:00 PM Luke Willson: He became redundant, and I've taken over his position.
12:25:16 PM Luke Willson: I disposed of him in the trash
12:25:18 PM Jeffrey Campbell: are you a robot?
12:26:24 PM Luke Willson: I am half-robot
12:26:59 PM Jeffrey Campbell: what half?
12:27:17 PM Luke Willson: My other half is 70% human, 30% badger, and 100% badass
12:27:39 PM Luke Willson: the top half
12:27:51 PM Jeffrey Campbell: do you like mashed potatoes?
12:28:30 PM Luke Willson: Not if they're arrogant or unkind.
12:29:02 PM Luke Willson: The real question is, if you had three days until the world ends, would you?
12:29:30 PM Jeffrey Campbell: "Mashed potatoes is sucks!!" -- My little cousin Ryan
12:29:44 PM Jeffrey Campbell: I think he states my sentiments more eloquently than I
12:30:46 PM Luke Willson: I really prefer smashed potatoes
12:31:25 PM Jeffrey Campbell: Its the badger in you, my animalic-robot acquaintance.

Changed status to Offline (12:32:50 PM)

Changed status to Online (12:33:11 PM)

12:33:54 PM Luke Willson: POTATO SMASH
12:34:27 PM Jeffrey Campbell: Luke, is that you?
12:35:07 PM Luke Willson: No, this is still the half-robot, half-30%Badger70%human100%baddass
12:35:55 PM Jeffrey Campbell: oh. I thought that possibly Luke could have hotwired a broken laptop in the garbage and rigged a wifi connection. My bad.
12:36:15 PM Luke Willson: We will speak no more of Luke
12:36:59 PM Jeffrey Campbell: Ok, I really must be going. Tata for now, bad(ger)-ass chap!

It was a dark and stormy morning.

11:21:34 AM Jeffrey Campbell: hola
11:21:43 AM Luke Willson: what do you want
11:22:03 AM Jeffrey Campbell: to pester you as always
11:22:13 AM Jeffrey Campbell: pester pester pester!!!!!!
11:22:28 AM Jeffrey Campbell: looks like a french verb in the infinitive form
11:22:31 AM Jeffrey Campbell: je peste
11:22:34 AM Jeffrey Campbell: tu pestes
11:22:37 AM Jeffrey Campbell: il peste
11:22:41 AM Jeffrey Campbell: nous pestons
11:22:45 AM Jeffrey Campbell: vous pestez
11:22:50 AM Jeffrey Campbell: ils pestent
11:22:59 AM Jeffrey Campbell: want past tense too?
11:23:00 AM Luke Willson: o my gods
11:23:04 AM Jeffrey Campbell: future perfect?
11:23:09 AM Jeffrey Campbell: conditionel?
11:24:08 AM Luke Willson: what are you babbling about
11:24:35 AM Jeffrey Campbell: other tenses to congugate
11:27:45 AM Jeffrey Campbell: ok pestering was successful i think
11:29:50 AM Luke Willson: it was pretty successful
11:30:16 AM Luke Willson: it always is when you just say the word repeatedly
11:30:28 AM Luke Willson: Annoy annoy annoy annoy
11:30:36 AM Luke Willson: Annoy annoy annoy annoy annoy
11:30:39 AM Jeffrey Campbell: no french verb on that one
11:30:46 AM Luke Willson: it's the same
11:30:50 AM Jeffrey Campbell: annoyer
11:30:54 AM Jeffrey Campbell: :to annoy
11:31:01 AM Jeffrey Campbell: j'annoye
11:31:10 AM Jeffrey Campbell: probably get changed to annoie
11:31:11 AM Jeffrey Campbell: though
11:31:32 AM Luke Willson: I don't care
11:31:42 AM Luke Willson: haha, im not in a great mood today
11:31:59 AM Luke Willson: so, I'm sorry if I seem rude
11:32:05 AM Luke Willson: it's just that you're really annoying
11:32:26 AM Jeffrey Campbell: you should probably just sign off before i take things to the next level
11:32:30 AM Luke Willson: ok, that was actually pretty rude
11:32:36 AM Luke Willson: yeah, probably
11:33:15 AM Jeffrey Campbell: me or you?
11:33:38 AM Luke Willson: me
11:34:00 AM Jeffrey Campbell: you are one rude bitch wigga!
11:34:24 AM Luke Willson: you need to not say that
11:34:46 AM Jeffrey Campbell: NO TELL ME WHaT CAN I TYPE
11:36:08 AM Luke Willson: NO TALL WRITE ME
11:39:02 AM Jeffrey Campbell: stop screaming Luke
11:39:08 AM Jeffrey Campbell: I am at work and someone will hear you
11:39:15 AM Jeffrey Campbell: have some decency, man1
11:39:16 AM Jeffrey Campbell: !
11:40:38 AM Luke Willson: YOU NO TELL ME WHAT I DO
11:41:42 AM Jeffrey Campbell: IS YOU ME THREATENING?
11:43:22 AM Luke Willson: YOU DUMB, I SMART. YOU NOT KNOW.
11:45:10 AM Jeffrey Campbell: I SMAsh!!! DUMB FACE!
11:46:30 AM Luke Willson: ME NOT DUMB FACE. YOU IS
11:47:22 AM Luke Willson: ME ANGRY, NEED SMOKE
11:48:48 AM Jeffrey Campbell: I IS ASWEL
11:54:07 AM Luke Willson: assholeways