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Blackout

Today, our power got turned off. I tried to make coffee, but the coffee pot wouldn't turn on. I then moved said pot to another outlet, but to no avail. I suddenly realized I had to pee, but the lights were broken in the bathroom. I checked the apartment building's hallway to see if the lights were on. They were. It was only my apartment that was thrust into the Medieval era. I set some old newspapers on fire in the sink and tried to boil some water to pour over the coffee grinds in my Vietnamese coffee making set. Guess I should drink the milk before it goes bad.