Guess what everybody! If you're gay and a conservative there's now a place for you in the vacuous ether of the American right. We now have an initiative called GOProud whose mission is to "[represent] gay conservatives and their allies" through the traditional right-wing knuckle-dragging hubris of "free markets and a confident foreign policy."
In their latest post, Christopher Barron - GOProud founder and petitioner for a pass/fail grade for his freshman year PR course - posted this tidbit announcing some kind of annual gay Republican bash:
"The gay left," Barron laments, "has done their best to take all the fun out of politics, with their endless list of boycotts and protests."
Damn protestors practicing their first ammendment rights. How dare they?
"Homocon," Barron continues, "is going to be our annual effort to counter the 'no fun police' on the left."
Because nothing is more fun than the government forbidding you from getting married.
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